I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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