belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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