They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Randomize