Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Randomize
