You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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