Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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