can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Non-Jews are for practice
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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