Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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