No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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