just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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