halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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