I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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