How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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