If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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