Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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