Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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