doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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