what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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