if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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