WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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