is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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