This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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