She announced her abortion via fbk
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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