I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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