you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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