He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Mom said you looked used
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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