There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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