Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I understand Curling. That high.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
