She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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