Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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