If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm bleeding and have questions
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize