Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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