Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on

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(309): View more from Illinois

I'd suck anything for a pizza right now

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.

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(916): View more from California

There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going

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(503): View more from Oregon

Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.

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(530): View more from California

I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period

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(815): View more from Illinois

My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!

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