In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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