If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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