There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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