plz talk dirty to me
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
you had me at cake vodka
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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