i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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