The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I need to sanitize my soul.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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