the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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