used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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