Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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