Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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