i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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