We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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