do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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