belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
