yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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