I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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