This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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