I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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