Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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