Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize
