Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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