Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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