New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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