You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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