A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Boobs speak an international language.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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